This is the second 'Tune Up'.
Lyrics[]
Mark:
Tell the folks at home what you're doing, Roger...
Roger:
I'm writing one great song.
Mark:
The phone rings!
Roger:
Yes!
Mark:
We screen...
Mark & Roger:
Speeeeak!
Collins:
Chesnuts roasting...
Mark and Roger:
Collins!
Collins:
I'm downstairs.
Mark:
Hey!
Collins:
Roger picked up the phone?
Mark:
No, it's me!
Collins:
Throw down the key!
Mark:
A wild night is now preordained!
Collins:
...I may be detained (Bang Bang)
Mark:
What does he mean... (Phone rings) What do you mean detained?!
Benny:
Ho Ho Ho!
Mark and Roger:
Benny! [aside] Sh*t!
Benny:
Dudes, I'm on my way.
Mark and Roger:
Great! [aside] F*ck!
Benny:
I need the rent.
Mark:
What rent?
Benny:
Last year's rent, which I let slide.
Mark:
Let slide? You said we were golden!
Roger:
When you bought the building!
Mark:
When we were roomates!
Roger:
Remember, you lived here?
Benny:
How could I forget. You, me, Collins and Mauren...how is the drama queen?
Mark:
She's preforming tonight.
Benny:
I know. Still her production manager?
Mark:
Two days ago, I was bumped.
Benny:
You still dating her?
Mark:
Last month I was dumped.
Roger:
She's in love!
Benny:
She got a new man?
Mark:
Well, no...
Benny:
What's his name?
Mark and Roger:
...Joanne.
Benny:
Rent my amigos is due, or I will have to evict you. Be there in a few.
(Musetta's Waltz riff)
Mark: The power blows!
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Rent Songs |
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| Act I Tune Up 1 • Voice Mail • Tune Up 2• Rent • You Okay Honey? • Tune Up 3 • One Song Glory • Light My Candle Voice Mail 2 • Today 4 U • You'll See • Tango: Maureen • Life Support • Out Tonight • Another Day • Will I? On The Street • Santa Fe • I'll Cover You • We're Okay • Christmas Bells • Over The Moon • La Vie Boheme I Should Tell You • La Vie Boheme B |
| Act II Seasons of Love • Happy New Year • Voice Mail 3 • Happy New Year B • Take Me or Leave Me • Seasons of Love B Without you • Voice Mail 4 • Contact • I'll Cover You (Reprise) • Halloween • Goodbye Love • What You Own Voice Mail 5 • Finale • Your Eyes • Finale B |